Alright pls reblog this and put in the tags what would be the stupid expensive and utterly self indulgent thing you'd have in your house if your were fuckoff mcmansion rich. Mine be a fully maintained indoor lazy river

The only thing I will say about “bad art friend” is that the nyt really managed to find two of the most un relatable people on the planet. I would not have made a single decision described in the article.